Ghost Donkey, Phoenix, AZ·1000 Cock Stare, Maj Tom Soiler·$5 cash unless you’re a virgin. Please arrive on time so that you can check in. If you arrive late, then please find Up Splits Creek on trail.
Bowlero, Scottsdale, AZ·Public Display of Erection·$5 cash unless you’re a virgin. Please arrive on time so that you can check in. If you arrive late, then please find Up Splits Creek on trail.
Prostitutor, Cramel Toed, Assman Cumeth·$5 cash unless you’re a virgin. Please arrive on time so that you can check in. If you arrive late, then please find Up Splits Creek on trail.