LBH #748: Major Tom’s Delightful Donkey Dildo Parade
Pat O’s Bunkhouse, Phoenix, AZ·Major Tom Soiler and Donkey Dildo Delight·$5 cash unless you’re a virgin. Please arrive on time so that you can check in. If you arrive late, then please find Up Splits Creek on trail.
Donkey Dildo Delight·$8 for good beer, foo foo drinks (NO SELTZERS because FUCK THOSE), and bevies for those who don’t drink alcohol before and after trail, crappy beer on trail, and yellow food and spicy bean dip. Bonafide virgins are free.