Evelyn Hallman Park, Tempe, AZ·Pablo Dicasso and Just Valerie·$8 for good beer, foo foo drinks (NO SELTZERS because FUCK THOSE), and bevies for those who don’t drink alcohol before and after trail, crappy beer on trail, and yellow food and spicy bean dip. Bonafide virgins are free.
Ghost Donkey, Phoenix, AZ·1000 Cock Stare, Maj Tom Soiler·$5 cash unless you’re a virgin. Please arrive on time so that you can check in. If you arrive late, then please find Up Splits Creek on trail.
Bowlero, Scottsdale, AZ·Public Display of Erection·$5 cash unless you’re a virgin. Please arrive on time so that you can check in. If you arrive late, then please find Up Splits Creek on trail.
Prostitutor, Cramel Toed, Assman Cumeth·$5 cash unless you’re a virgin. Please arrive on time so that you can check in. If you arrive late, then please find Up Splits Creek on trail.
NEED·$8 for good beer, foo foo drinks (NO SELTZERS because FUCK THOSE), and bevies for those who don’t drink alcohol before and after trail, crappy beer on trail, and yellow food and spicy bean dip. Bonafide virgins are free.