Thursday, April 30, 2026
Ms. Nuttersworth & Friends - Potomac Yard
Thursday, May 7, 2026
Mongo and Friends
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack & Friends
Thursday, May 21, 2026
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
Semen on the Pew & Friends
Thursday, May 28, 2026
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
Just Tommy & Chuck Fuck
Thursday, June 4, 2026
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
Autism Speaks for Deities & Friends!
Thursday, June 11, 2026
PRIDE & Tour de Hash with Cuntry-Fried Seaman and Friends
Thursday, June 18, 2026
Fuck my Tatas Birthday Trail
Location TBD·Chuck Fuck & Tatas Thursday, July 2, 2026
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
Cuntry-Fried Seaman & Friends
Thursday, July 9, 2026
4th Anal Fallout Trail - PhD, S2B2, VagLaw
Thursday, July 16, 2026
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
Will Squat for Beer & Friends
Thursday, July 23, 2026
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
Shitty Orgy Daycare & Mutt Mutt
Friday, July 24, 2026
WH4 Campout 2026
Not Scuba Deuce...probably.
Thursday, August 6, 2026
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
Bipolar Bear and friends
Thursday, August 13, 2026
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
Ruth MBG & Friends
Thursday, August 27, 2026
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
5th Anal Glitter Trail with Whoriana Trench & Friends!
Thursday, September 10, 2026
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
Captain Jack Swallows & Friends
Thursday, September 17, 2026
Thursday, October 1, 2026
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
Deepthroat Corndog's Birthday Trail
Thursday, October 29, 2026
Trick or Treat, Bitches!
Location TBD·PhD and Tatas Thursday, December 17, 2026
Everyday is Wednesday H3 Trail
VagLaw's Birthday Trail
Sunday, December 20, 2026
DCH4 Trail #2294
9600 Old Spring Rd, Kensington, MD·PITA Thursday, December 24, 2026
Christmas Eve Trail
Location TBD·PSA & Haystack