Sunday, October 25, 2026
EARLY START: Bugatti Bukkake & Cockwell Haring
Log that you were at this run.
- Time
- 1:00 PM – 4:00 PMEDT
- Hares
- Bugatti Bukakke & I'd Do Norman Cockwell
- Hash Cash
- $10
Description
Our glorious APEX PREDATOR themed hometown sportsball team (not that one, the other one) seeks to return to glory by effing the daylights out of the neighboring state's hapless cheese-themed clowns this Sunday! On National Television even! What a world. So bust out your finest Honolululemon Blue & Silver (or whatever colors are worn by your preferred regional concussion factory) and cum on down to Detroit this Sunday for some hashy tailgate fun! What: A Detroit tailgate hash! In which: Team colors & costumes, public (and pupic??) intoxication, and general mockery of all things cheesey! WTF even is a "Packer"?? Don't answer that. Unsportsmanlike conduct. When: Sunday, Octobeer 25th @ 1pm (Chalk talk @ 1:30) EARLY START Where: Higle Park (4th & Tuscola), Detroit, MI 48201 42.34523483052795, -83.06698169100953 Why: FTP!! ...For my bunghole? Hares: Bugatti Bukakke & I'd Do Norman Cockwell Trail: 5-7 miles for r*nners, less for walkers. 2 BNs. 2 legit 2 quit. Shiggy: Potholes. Day-drunk dads. ✓ Kilt friendly ✓ Dog friendly (BNs may not be dog friendly) ✓ Spawn friendly ✓ Stroller friendly ✓ Bring I.D.! Hash Cash: $10 On After: Jumbo's - 3736 3rd Ave, Detroit Need help? Cumfused? Get lost up your own ass looking for the pass interference you called on that last down-down?? I can't won't help you, but Bugatti might! 301-461-1598