Sunday, September 6, 2026
HASH / POOL PARTY - Divorcee Hash
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- Time
- 1:00 PM – 7:00 PMCDT
- Hares
- Smegma Balls, Just Marcela (virgin lay), and Squeef
Description
MAP: https://maps.app.goo.gl/iqi6gqhx8UPNXKwk9 15th Annual Divorcee Hash - Everyone is welcome. Its THAT TIME of year again! When all Divorcees, Current Almost Divorcees, and Possible Future Divorcees Come Together and celebrate! Hares are Smegma Balls, Just Marcela (virgin lay), and Squeef. HASH, POOL PARTY, and Cook Out ... Wear your BEST Pineapple HASH Shirt and maybe you'll get lucky! Bring a Soon to be Divorcee, or one that hasn't started the cycle yet. A to A. No dogs. Turkey Trail - 1.5 miles ... or do the Zippy Trail and Just Stay at the Pool all day. Feel free to just wank the trail and hang out in the pool or the cabana with AC, but hash cash will still be collected. Bring a towel, hat, swim suit, topless is okay. Arrive early ON ON Smegma balls