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Join the Aloha Hash House Harriers on Saturday, September 12th, at 3pm for Run #1854 at Moanalua Valley Neighborhood Park in Moanalua Valley. Hares: Double Dipped Tip, Wet & Dirty, Princess Footlong, Cream of Somyungai Mother Nature threw a fit that she couldn't find her pink leggings to hash in so she cancelled our whole trail. Cum join your hares on the do-over Babe Run. Because nothing says athletic excellence like bug bites, bad decisions, and beverages served with tiny umbrellas. This week’s trail is brought to you by an all-star lineup of badass babes who clearly woke up and chose violence. Our hares—100% female, 0% mercy—will lay down not one, but two trails designed to test the spirit, the liver, and the questionable footwear choices of everyone dumb ... errrr I mean... brave enough to show up. For those with a healthy respect for their knees, there will be a 3ish-mile Turkey trail—a deceptively innocent romp through jungle paths, creek beds, and what may or may not have been someone’s backyard. For the truly overconfident, there will be a 6ish-mile Eagle trail—an extended masterclass in poor life choices featuring bonus climbs, bonus shiggy, bonus drink checks, and enough false trails to trigger abandonment issues. Both trails will be doable for shiggy-tested hash doggo and keiki. You will get wet. You will get dirty. Accessorize accordingly. Bonus points if you wear pink! Distances and Shiggy Ratings: Distances and Shiggy Ratings: Shiggy level 2-3 depending on which path you choose. 3 ish miles Turkey. 6ish miles for Eagles. Don’t forget to bring your whistle, rainbows, drinking vessel or coozie, and hash cash: $10 for drinkers including NA, $6 if soft drinks only, and $1 for each keiki and doggo. Exact change is appreciated, or we can also now take PayPal if you cover the small fee! On Afters is planned for Dixie Grill & Crabshack. Look for the hashers on the patio. IF YOU END UP STARTING TRAIL LATE AND ARE NOT ABLE TO CHECK IN, OR YOU GET LOST, o