Log that you were at this run.
This is the wurst case scenario! Downtown Burlington is experiencing a sudden outbreak of Oktoberfest, and unfortunately Nurse Rainblow has determined that the only treatment is aggressive hydration with German bier, repeated applications of bratwurst, and absolutely no bed rest. Her least-qualified orderly, One Drunk Walking, will be assisting with patient transport through the streets of Burlington. Side effects may include stumbling, slurred German, spontaneous yodeling, and an uncontrollable urge to slap your thighs while shouting PROST! Treatment begins with a pre-lube at American Flatbread at 5:08-something PM, where patients are encouraged to get sufficiently biered and bratted before trail. From there, Nurse Rainblow and One Drunk Walking will discharge the pack into downtown under absolutely no medical supervision. Don your finest loiterhosen, dirndls, suspiciously Alpine hats, or whatever else makes you look ready to get absolutely schnitzeled. Prost, you wankers. On-On!