Saturday, July 25, 2026

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hares: Quarter #er, Twinkle twat time: 11AM, hares away: 11:30. There is no cost to get into Chiasabogue hash cash: $6 Park: at the "beach" area On-After: Los 3 Amigos @407 Saraland Blvd S, Saraland, AL 36571 Well, here we are again. Strap on your mud-crusted shoes from last jungle bunny. Expect bugs the size of small aircraft dive-bombing your eyeballs, torrential sweat downpours turning every step into a slippery baptism in warm swamp piss, but shut your mouth and don't complain, because whining on the Jungle Bunny Trail gets you sacrificed to the mosquito gods. 1. Will you get wet- yes, in some form or fashion. Bring extra clothing 2. Will you have to swim- not quite like last year (you're welcome) 3. Will you get muddy- refer to #1 4. Bring bug spray, i'm not kidding about the dive-bombing 5. Bring your normal hashing gear, whatever that may be 6. There is public river beach area, so spend the day if you wish. ** If you're hurt or can't do trail but still want to cum (let hares know so you can be mid-beer bitch). See less