Monday, August 24, 2026
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
Log that you were at this run.
- Run Number
- #851
- Time
- 6:09 PM – 9:09 PMEDT
- Hares
- Lady Kale and Lake Flaccid
- Hash Cash
- $7 (Virgins/first timers are free!)
- Location
- Geddes Athletic Fields
Description
Trail #851: TAKE ME TO CHURCH That’s right, forget about Church on Sunday, Church will be on Monday’s trail. There will be much repenting and possible swearing going through all the shiggy. Remember your favorite prayers such as “Cum, Lord Jesus, Cum”, “Feeling Him inside me” and of course “Looking for a few good men to go down on their knees”. Bring your bible, torah, Koran or whatever you want, but don’t make it too religious. Trail may run a little long (4.5ish) so be ready for some short communion stops. *Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age. First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home. Theme: Church On-After: Tully's Fairmount