Monday, July 20, 2026

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Trail #843: Houston, we have a trail! Suit up, secure your helmets, and prepare for an out-of-this-world adventure as we launch on a mission to conquer the lunar surface. Expect moon rocks, craters, questionable navigation, and enough space-age shenanigans to keep even the most seasoned astronauts on their toes. This mission is not for the faint of heart—Shiggy Level: 10/10. You’ll wonder if mission control has completely lost it, and at least one opportunity to question every life decision that brought you here. Whether you’re a fearless FRB or a determined DFL, everyone who survives the expedition will hopefully make it back to Earth in one piece. Trail is A-B Hare needs a volunteer or 2 to help shuttle people back to the start unless you wankers want a 3 mile on in. Mission Briefing: 🌕 Destination: The Moon 🌌 Shiggy Level: 10/10 * Bring your dogs and virgins to keep the aliens away *Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age. First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home. Theme: 🌕 Destination: The Moon On-After: the Brickyard Tavern and Barbeque