Sunday, July 19, 2026

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MAP: https://maps.app.goo.gl/HrTKu5CwuLX1456F6 Join Smegma Balls and a Mystery Virgin Hare, for a SHORT trail (under 3 miles) followed by a Pool Party and Cook Out. This is a Joint Master trail because no one signed up to Hare, so don't expect the normal porn-filled pinatas, or margarita machines, etc. We will have the basic Burgers and Dogs and Beer and Seltzer. Bring something to share if you are so inclined. Trail starts at the Oak Hill Lounge at 11:30 am (hash time) so hounds off at 12 Noon. For people interested in watching soccer, there will be 2 TVs on with the game at the On In. The Oak Hill Lounge proudly sells MALORT shots and for each person who shoots a MALORT, you can ring their custom made MALORT Bong. Arrive a bit before Noon to give it a ring. End is at Smeg's Pool and Cabana, 8503 El Rey Blvd, Austin. If you prefer, you can arrive before trail at Smeg's by 11:15 am and catch a ride to the start. Temps should be in the mid-90's, the trail is all down hill, and a nice thick breeze will be at your back. No dogs at the end of trail please. A to B. Cash and ID at the Oak Hill Lounge start. ON ON We need hares for the rest of JULY and all of AUGUST. Sign up to Hare at austinh3.org/hare