Saturday, July 18, 2026

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Hares: STANKLES, EXTRA VIRGIN GHERKIN JERKIN, & EEE-WHORE What: R U? Ready to hash through the splendid town of Taos? no? drive-through! yes? (try hard) read on-on! 3 hares to unite them all! all of what? all of the time! the time? 2pm? what? A HASH ya wank! who? me? YES! get yo ass to TAOS! why? well it is as simple as coors and as delightful as casa b's margaritas. 3-5 miles Trail is A-A Pack meets at the TAOS PLAZA PARKING lot across the street from the state farm office off KIt Carson. on after: TBD THIS EVENT HAS A FRIDAY-FUNDAY-SUNDAY OPTION for anyone who wants to spend the weekend with us feel free to make appropriate choices and secure lodgings ahead (WHO SAID HEAD?) of time. There will be things to do from visiting a destination in a cemetery, to a possible search for hot springs to gettin buggy in the cold waters of the river outside Toas. Type: A-A Length: 3-5 Beer Stops: Friendliness: Some pavement to mild shiggy within Toas. Trail is friendly but no guarantee for on-afters. What to Bring: new shoes, vessel, hashy apparel, virgins, ID with moneys, a Dennis Hopper quote on the tip of your tongue, your freak flag, a bathing suit or know a good lawyer, & HASH CASH. On After: Pack will vote at circle