Saturday, July 11, 2026

Description

Hares: Piggy Style with special guest wine-mules. What: It's the yearly celebration of the tour de France! Let's play slap the bag and practice our drafting. This is a regular hash, NOT a bash, but you should wear your cycling gear. There will be “fun” games and prizes for the best dressed. Type: A-A Length: Live-ish trail with the turkeys around 3.69 miles and eagles around 4-6.9 Beer Stops: There will be lots of wine and a small amount of beer/seltzer. Bring your own water. Friendliness: Not recommended for kids or dogs as it will be hot. Bring: $5 hash cash, a vessel, Water, Sunscreen, Hash Cash, New Shoes, cycling gear (including funny shorts, funny hats, helmets, shaved legs, steroids, etc.),Virgins, maillots jaunes, and a vessel you wanker. On After: TBD at trail Special Notes: back in 2023, Piggy hared this trail and people got really fucked up. You don’t need to bring your own bags of wine for this trail you wankers. Also, Piggy is moving and this will likely be his last trail hared in ABQ.