Friday, July 17, 2026

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🏃‍♂️🍺 Iron City Hash House Harriers — ICH3 #61 “KF Weasel’s Squirrel Hill Sweat-Fest” Date: July 17, 2026 Meetup: 6:30 PM On-Out: 7:00 PM (or 7:30 PM if Pittsburgh decides to be a furnace) Start: Squirrel Hill Sports Bar 📍 5832 Forward Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15217 — 🔥 Trail Overview KF Weasel is dragging the pack into Squirrel Hill for a mid-July romp that will test your hydration strategy, your tolerance for humidity, and your ability to pretend you’re “having fun” while sweating through your shoes. Expect a route that winds through leafy neighborhoods, sneaky hills, and whatever shortcuts KF Weasel swears “looked flat on the map.” If the heat index is rude, the hare reserves the right to push on-out to 7:30 PM so no one melts into the sidewalk before the first check. — 🧭 What to Expect • Squirrel Hill shiggy — urban greenery, uneven paths, and the occasional “is this still trail” moment • Heat-induced chaos — July hashing is a special kind of delirium • KF Weasel’s route logic — unpredictable, mischievous, and probably involving at least one unnecessary hill • Sweaty pack bonding — nothing builds community like shared suffering — 🍻 On-After Back at Squirrel Hill Sports Bar, where the AC will be blasting, the drinks will be cold, and everyone will pretend they didn’t almost pass out on Forward Ave. — 🧃 What to Bring • Water bottle — hydration is not optional • Headlamp — sunset creeps up fast • Cash/card — support the bar • A towel — you will be damp • Your sense of humor — KF Weasel trails demand it — 📝 Final Notes Attendance is mandatory, hydration is strongly encouraged, and disappointment is guaranteed. But hey—this is ICH3. You already knew that.