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WTF is this?:: So many things, my fellow patriot. If there is one thing Americans love, besides tits, it's value for the dollar. This event shall be three in one, coequal branches of awesomeness that serve to push the drunken scales of stupidity well beyond eleven,well beyond the moon, well beyond Mars even. The first celebration shall be the beer mile of the Dadbods, and all are invited to join in. If you want to be "competitive" and feel like you need validation from a bunch of husky dudes well past their primes then you shall drink 4 12oz cans of beer of at least 5% abv over the course of four laps. The provided beers shall be, naturally, Budweiser.. If you do not care for these rules, and wish to drink something different please do. For we are a welcoming and inclusive country....mostly. Milk! Wine coolers! Smirnoff Ice! Root beer! Do what thou wilt shall be all of the law!! Round Two is the Hash, Involving beer nears, a r#n/walk trail, and diverse treats of American origin to enjoy amongst the unspoiled wilderness of Hines Drive. You can pretend you're a world cup tourist and be blown away by the scrumtrescent delights we will be leaving for the pack to enjoy! Hares shall be Six O'Cock, The Rapist (no, not that rapist, TheRapist!) and yours truly Cock Lobstah. Finally, we shall finish the day in the most American of ways, by drinking too much and eating a bunch of incredibly healthy red meats! Thank you RFK Junior! Chances are good there will be a sprinkler and limbs lost to illegal fireworks from Indiana. Fuck yeah. To summarize with AI! When: Sunday July 5th. Beer Mile at 1pm, Pre lube 130pm, Circle at 2pm, Hares out at 230pm...BBQ at 5? 6???? Where: Das Rapenhaus 35699 Minton St. Livonia M How much? $10 for Hash, $10 for BBQ supplies...I can't believe I'm doing this...Beer Mile is FREE!! If you're drinking Budweiser, otherwise bring your own libations. Do you have questions? Did I leave something incredibly important out? I'm sure I did. Talk dirty to