Sunday, June 28, 2026

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WHAT? Pride Belongs At Nankink Mills WHO (HARES)? Harry Stever & A Girl Named Squats WHEN? Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! June 28, 2026 2:00 PM Pre-Lube 2:30 PM Hares Away WHERE? Nankin Mills Recreation Area 33269 Edward N Hines Drive Westland, MI 48185 42.34869, -83.373069 https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZXmqpmaH7bZZUxDx9 WHAT (CONT.)? Did all you sexy MoA2H3 wanks really think you could end June without having a Pride trail?! Get out of here! No, seriously, get out! Don't let the door hit you on that fine, shapely ass! Get out and keep going until you get to beautiful Westland/Livonia for a celebration of all the ways people love people, people tolerate hashers, and hashers love beer/gluten-free/low-calorie beverages! You can expect: 5.69 miles true trail for Eagles! 3.69 miles true trail for Turkeys! 1 BN! Themed checks! Mostly pavement! Partially trails! A water crossing??! Whaaaat?? You can/should bring: $10 hash cash! Your finest rainbow regalia! Your kink gear?! Your kilts! Your four-legged hashers! Your young two-legged hashers! That virgin you've been trying to convince to come out! A dry pair of undies??? Maybe, depends on how M O I S T you want to be on the drive home! HUH? Lost? Confused? Incompetent? Impotent? I don't care! But feel free to send tasteful nudes to Harry Squatter at 616-617-0609