Wednesday, September 2, 2026

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Avast me hearties! Tis time once again to batten down yer hashes, shiver yer timbers, and swab yer poop decks! Aye, that's right, tis the Anal PH4 pirate hash! (This Wednesday 9/2/26) Cum aboard, as yer hares Treasure Chest and Rear Admiral shanghai ye on a trail promising booty, bedlam, barnacles, and booze! We set sail from the Triple Nickel when the times and tides be ripe for the hashing (meet up at 6:30, Hares off at 7, crusty crew of hounds to stumble out shortly after) Bring $5 in American greenbacks, gold doubloons, or pieces of eight! A treasure map of Mt Tabor, new vessels on yer feet, and a thirst for grog. We'll fire no guns, shed no tears, and sing shanteys till they throw us overboard!