Log that you were at this run.
Cochran’s has a proud tradition of breeding Olympians. Just Kate is about to lower the average. That’s right: Just Kate is popping their cherry and laying virgin trail at Cochran’s Ski Area, a hill where generations of the Cochran family learned to ski fast enough to represent their country, win medals, and generally bring honor to the family name. Just Kate will be attempting something far more dangerous: Putting flour in the woods while Trench Sack gives advice. Yes, Trench Sack is back after a courageous battle with, well… Trench Sack — the debilitating crotch condition that sidelined one of Burlington H3's finest athletes at the peak of their career. After weeks of rest, rehabilitation, and presumably allowing some air to finally circulate down there, their sack has been medically downgraded from trench to lightly marshy. And just in time, because a virgin needs an experienced hand. So come to Cochran’s and watch Just Kate go for gold in the ancient Olympic discipline of First-Time Laying. There may be punishing climbs. There may be reckless descents. There may be confusing marks deposited somewhere they absolutely should not be. Basically, all the things that made the Cochrans famous, except much slower and with more drinking. Will Just Kate stick the landing? Will Trench Sack’s sack survive another prolonged exposure to the elements? Will the pack discover that “Olympic downhill” is significantly less fun when you have to go up the fucking thing first? Only one way to find out. Cochran’s produced gold medalists. We’re producing whatever the fuck this is. On-on!