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When: Saturday, August 29, 2026, 12:00 PM SHARP Where: Rainblubey’s Bungalow, Manhattan Dr. Burlington, VT Hares: The Taskmasturbator, duh. What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, cash for bars/breweries (it’s a brewery crawl trail!), the object for the first task, funeral attire RSVP please: https://forms.gle/4nHpJb3DeoDhRxCn8 Dear Von Tramp Hash House Harriers, Heed the call, wankers: The Taskmasturbator Returns! Back by popular demand (or complete lack of better judgment), the terrible knockoff version of the acclaimed British show is descending upon Vermont once again. Expect an even more absurd test of wit, agility, and sheer lack of dignity as you attempt to please a brand NEW Taskmasturbator this year, loyally assisted by the ever-obedient Little Lubey. There are only two. trails. left. so it is high time to dress for the occasion and mourn your remaining brain cells in style. The Details: The chaos convenes on Saturday, August 29, 2026, at Rainblubey’s Bungalow (Manhattan Dr., Burlington, VT). We will be starting at 12:00 PM NOON SHARP with the prize tasks, so do not be late: the Taskmaster does not wait for dawdling drunkards. Come clad strictly in your finest funeral attire and be prepared to tackle either a 4.69-mile Turkey or a not-so-punishing 5.069-mile Eagle trail. Bring $6.90 in Hash Cash to cover our transit bus rides plus the essential pre- and post-lube beers, but make sure to pack plenty of extra cash and cards for the trail itself: this is a full-blown brewery crawl where we’ll be touristing out-of-town hashers through Burlington's finest watering holes, so all beer stops along the way are pay-as-you-go. Your Tasks: Task 1 (The Prize Task): Bring your favorite thing to have in your kitchen. Interpret that however your degenerate brain sees fit. The winner of the day will not only claim ultimate glory and the Taskmasturbator trophy, but will also go home with every single item brought by their fellow hashers. Task 2: Get your ass over to this link to RSVP and let the Taskmasturbator know you’re cumming. Triple bonus points if you drag along a sacrificial virgin hasher. Now jog on, find your best mourning rags, grab your kitchen treasure, and get ready to be judged. On-On, The Taskmasturbator (& Little Lubey)