Let others know you plan to attend.
Who? Pocket Cockulator, a hasher through and through, died tragically one year ago. The hash has not been the same. I certainly don't feel the same, and not in a what did I just dissolve under my tongue kind of way, either. If you knew him, you remember his booming voice, relentless good cheer, absolute inability to manage time, and endless commitments to other people. Teacher, Marine, rugby guy, track coach, lover of fanny packs, Magic the Gathering enthusiast....the dude had layers. Maybe you could honor him by referencing one of these in some way hmmmm? Hares will be Cock Lobstahh, Slurpee Seconds, Scottish Fingercuffs, and Ditch Bitch. What?- A hash, wherein the hashers gather to honor one of their fallen in the only way they know how. We gather, we sing, we drink the bevvies of our choice, and probably injure ourselves running on wet and muddy trails. Huzzah!! If only we knew someone who played the French horn. Expect 2 beer nears, shiggy, mud, thorns, water crossings, slack jawed normies wondering what we're doing, poison ivy, and the usual plethora of shenanigans plus three more. When? Sunday May 24th Circle at 230pm Hares out at 3pm. We're running on Pocket time so.... Where? Plymouth, Hines drive. There is a half circle drive that says "Plymouth Riverside Hines Park" . Park there, look for hashers, stay away from the kids. Coordinates are 42.371380, -83.455150 Why? Because at the end of the day, he would have shown up for you. What did I forget? $10 hash cash, on after will be at Herman's in Old Plymouth. If I left anything out, or you just want to "talk",you can contact me on Chaturbate. Wear a panty on your head for deniability purposes. I guess you could also call me at 734 612-0873. Send feet pics.