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Trail #2051 - Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are Date: 10/11/2026 Hares: Courtesy Gag, Rolodixxx, Just Mike (Inaugural Hare) Hare Contact: Send pics of your pets and/or genitals to 443-553-4764 Start Location: Ridgeway Elementary School 1440 Evergreen Rd, Severn, MD 21144 Map: https://maps.app.goo.gl/fpKMDNUNfpK1f6oA9 Runner Distance: 4 miles < XXX < 6 miles Walker Distance: 3 miles < y < Runners Trail Fee: 8 or 10 if you’re late! Trail Notes: October 11th is rapidly approaching, and your hares are ready to lay a trail that will leave you breathless, sweaty, and begging for more. It just so happens that this glorious date is a double-header (like Rolo’s favorite toy): National Coming Out Day and National Sausage Pizza Day. So, whether you’re bursting out of the closet or just craving a hot, thick, meaty slice, we’ll be pounding the pavement and tearing through the bush with the primal, unbridled energy of a true homo erectus on the prowl. Make sure to WEAR RAINBOW!! We all know circle is going to be a heavy-breathing affair, but the burning questions on everyone’s mind include: 1. Does Beetlejizz put the “bi” in bicep? 2. Does Dud or Chia put both the “sub” AND the “Marine” in submarine? 3. Does Bitch Pleaser put the “gay” in mega-yacht? 4. Does Demon put the “demi” in academic? 5. Does Choosy put the “vers” in University? If these hashers do not finally come out and tell us on October 11th, we’re going to have to wait a whole agonizing year for the naked truth to be revealed. Let’s get them properly lubricated on trail and see what secrets manage to slip out. The hares recommend covered legs and a change of footwear. On After will be at Crooked Crab brewery and happens to sling some seriously good sausage pizza. We’ll keep the beers flowing, socialize, and slide right into a cheesy, greasy finish well into the night. Cum one, cum all, and let’s get weird! On OUT (and proud)!!