Saturday, August 15, 2026

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17202 11th Ave E, Spanaway WA 98387 DO NOT USE DIRECTIONS BUTTON ON THIS POST! COPY the address above or you'll be going to see some poor kindly muggle!! 🚨 UPDATE!! Get ready to kick up your heels (steel-toed boots optional) for a Redneck Pool Party Hash ~3.69 miles of trail followed by the trashiest, most glorious pool party this side of the trailer park (I finally talked Dirty into turning his dump trailer into a pool for us!) Lace up your new shoes and channel your inner trailer park: mullets, cutoff jean shorts, camo, and Solo cups strongly encouraged. After the trail beats you down through fields, mud, and questionable shortcuts, cool off poolside with a cold beer in hand, tunes blasting from someone’s truck speakers, and enough kiddie-pool floaties to make Mardi Gras jealous. Bring a your sense of adventure, a lawn chair that’s seen better days, and your best “bless your heart” energy. On-on! Spanaway, Spantucky, Where the hell are we going??? Only Fly knows and she's not saying anything (YET!!) What I do know is that we have 2 namaversaries, 1 haraversary, and an actual belly button birthday Date: Aug 15, 2026 Time: 12noon ish Location: Spanaway Bring: Virgins!!!! Non Virgins Vessels Sense of adventure Bad decisions Namaversaries Haraversaries