Monday, November 2, 2026

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Wanks! DeMon #48 is cumming next Monday, brought to you by 💦 The Dribbler 💦! DeMon #49 is cumming after that, brought to you by 🍩 Glazed & Cumfused and A Girl Named Steve 🤷! And after 49 comes… Wow! Can you believe it? 50 of these damn things already. Time sure does seem to fly by in an ever-accelerating and existentially terrifying way, doesn't it? Ah well. Probably best not to dwell on it. Over the past year, we’ve gone from four hashers playing grab-ass in a cold dark alley to over EIGHTY unique hashers joining us for nearly HALF A HUNDRED trails all over the damn place, through rain and sun and shiggy and Dearborn. At time of writing, TWENTY SIX unique hares have worked their butts off to plan and lay trail for us, with more DeMon first-timers still on the hareline! We, your DeMon Champs, truly appreciate each and every one of you that has come out to this silly little kennel; it’s been a lot more fun with the extra company. It only seems fair that the Champs give something back. Hmm. What to do? What could we possibly do to give back to all those hashers… Oh! I know! How about a trail? Oh, we already do that every Monday? Hm. Okay. Well. How about we lay a ✨ SPECIAL TRAIL ✨ WHAT: DeMon #50 - The Fiftieth One WHEN: Monday, November 2, 2026 6:30 PM Prelube 7:00 PM Pack Away WHERE: Robert C. Vallade Park(ing lot) 2690 Atwater St Detroit, MI 48207 42.335569, -83.017469 https://maps.app.goo.gl/shRdbNNPygNuTHEP7 WHO (hares): The DeMon Champs, in short. Harry Squatter, A Girl Named Steve, Ring Around The Russell, Baby Butthole, Cool Ass Flaps, & Hairy Tramp Stamp, in long. WHAT (expand on that): Your Champs will combine their powers like the Planeteers of Hashing to lay TWO different Eagle trails and TWO different Turkey trails. All trails will lead to Rome, and by Rome we of course mean a Beer Near. Try Double Eagle, or stick to Double Turkey, or maybe do an Eagle out then Turkey back! Hell, do Eagle Turkey Eagle Turkey, you overachiever! I can’t