Monday, August 24, 2026

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WHAT: DeMon #40 - Why Not Wyandotte WHO: Harry Squatter WHEN: August 24th, 2026 6:30 PM Prelube 6:45 PM Hare Away 7:00 PM Pack Away WHERE: Badische Anilin & Soda Fabrik Waterfront Park 3625 Biddle Avenue Wyandotte, MI 48192 42.1969469,-83.15218169 https://maps.app.goo.gl/BRREk3awB6vGcfBP8 WHAT (CONT): Did you know Wyandotte is the birthplace of Mark Waters, director of Freaky Friday and Mean Girls? I just learned that and I think it's interesting, but I don't really have any way to tie it back to the hash. Uhhh... Hm. Come dressed as one of The Plastics or something? IDK. Anyway! Speaking of Wyandotte. We're going to hash there. Expect a Beer Near, with 6.09 miles of trail for Eagles and 3.69 miles of trail for Turkeys. Kilts? Why not! Strollers? Smoke 'em if you got 'em! Dogs? Ohhh yes please! Who's a good boy? You're a good boy! The City of Wyandotte says there is no alcohol in their city parks. I intend to prove them wrong, but consider bringing a vessel or koozie to trail. Don't have a koozie? Ah beans, if only there was some way to buy one at the start of trail. It would have to be a really good deal to justify that kind of impulse purchase though, like maybe $5.00? Oh and can you imagine if it had like a really cool DeMon H3 logo on the front of it? Man. If only we lived in a world where such great hab was available at such low prices. HUH: Text Harry Squatter @ 616-617-0609. He will read your text and then immediately forget to reply then realize a few days later that he never replied and wonder whether it's more awkward to acknowledge how bad at replying he is or just hope that you forgot about it too?