Monday, May 26, 2025

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View Apollo event Memorial Day means it’s time for our anal TOGA HASH! Yes, it’s an early start (meet at 9, pack out at 9:30), but we don’t want to miss our chance to mingle with the walking waves and confuse them by shortcutting the course in our best bed-sheet togas. (Overly ambitious r*nners should have just enough time to sprint out their race early and come join later. If you’re running late, we’ll mark checks.) Remember, you can’t drink all Memorial Day if you don’t start early! HARE: Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick BRING: Sheets for togas, safety pins, virgins, whistles, random race bibs, $7 hash cash, lawnchairs and snacks for the park after, and a thirst for beer. D’ERECTIONS: Start at the parking lot at the north end of North Boulder Park. Keep the BolderBoulder road closures (tinyurl.com/bbdetour) in mind if you’re coming across town (and maybe just bike), but the park should be accessible from Broadway, which should be unubstructed