Saturday, April 25, 2026

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Cumming straight from the ultimate mom+pregnancy brain of KinderGrindr, which I am sure will be a noticeable step up in quality. We have one sick maybe-volunteer for runner hare- if anyone else is in good health and spirits, please let us know! My poor pelvis isn't fit to run these days and will be forever grateful. Maybe I'll even choose this kid's middle name in honor of you! Seems unlikely. What:* My Last Pregnancy Hash Come walk or run with an extra 25 pounds in your backpack or strapped to your belly. Wear your comfiest shirts and stretchy pants, make sure to bring haggard looks and heartburn. Who:MeatGrindr Family and a Very Special Guest Star* (could be YOU!) When:* Saturday, April 25th Pre-Lube: 2:00 PM Hares Out: 2:30 PM Where:* 2147 Princeton Rd Berkley, MI 48072 Hash Cash:* $10 Trail:* ~6 miles for runners ~3 miles for walkers BN- likely at a bar, so BRING YOUR ID! Orange food Shiggy:* Plenty of pavement and weeds Spawn-friendly:* yes! Stroller friendly:* yes! Hasher friendly: Maybe. Just don't fck with the pregnant lady, OK? On-After:* I'm thinking Vinsetta Garage but this may depend on what the alien parasite inside of me wants Lost? Confused? Well, me too since my brain is broken. But in case of dire emergency, reach KG at 248-686-8986. *any and all typos, mistakes, or irregularities in this email are a direct result of said parasite and KG takes no responsibility