Monday, July 20, 2026

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My Fellow Detroit Monday Hashers! It has been a dim several days here in the Motor City. The winds of change are blowing, and not always for the better. But it's important to remember in these trying times.... my fellow hashers: ask not what thick cotton your city can blow for you--ask what you can blow for your kennel! Just kidding, I don't really know how to land this intro. While I want to honor the rain or shine spirit of this kennel, I also don't want lung cancer, especially when I don't even have a choice of cotton flavor. The Air Quality Index Forecast for tomorrow is 150 on accuweather with a label of Unhealthy. The description is: "Health effects can be immediately felt by sensitive groups. Healthy individuals may experience difficulty breathing and throat irritation with prolonged exposure. Limit outdoor activity." So if that forecast holds for tomorrow, plan for drinking practice and not an actual run - and cumming is optional. If we experience some miraculous change of fortune, I'll pivot to a short trail. Who: Cool Ass Flaps When: Monday July 20th - Pre Lube 630, Hare out 645, Circle and disperse at 7pm Where: Meet at the corner of Chrysler and Monroe 42.3360579528869, -83.03962835269749 Hollywood Casino Parking Garage downtown has free parking 10am-10pm on the higher floors of the parking garage What: A People Mover Crawl most likely. If the cotton lifts, then a scenic tour of downtown Detroit. Why: Because I was ambushed by some jello shots only 1.5 miles into trail - touche How (much)? If we pub crawl, then save it and get your own drink (no hash cash) - unless the cotton lifts, in which case, cum with $5 On After: I'll just throw Grand Trunk out there as some place we will get to either On or After. Rate my driving at 813-394-4169 -Cool Ass Flaps