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Happy Spring you half-minds!! Cum one cum all to Just Chrystal’s virgin haring!!! She’s happy, she’s jolly, so let’s get her fucked up by golly because Dirty thought it would be a great idea to have the GutterTramp teach her how to hare! Start location: Sunnyside park in Steilacoom https://maps.app.goo.gl/N8wbrJ7fDoHzYJMh7?g_st=ic Trail is dog friendly, possibly stroller friendly, and will have zero hare errors. Downhill all ways and the beer will be warm and laced with cedeniphil! Parking lot is pay for park so carpool, pay up, or roll the dice if the cops care Pack meet at noon, hares away at noon-thirty ish. The snow packed up its chilly bags, said “I’m outta here, goodbye!” The sun put on its golden hat and winked down from the sky ☀️ The flowers yawned and stretched their stems like they just woke from sleep, While bees went “BUZZ! We’re back in biz!” and started buzzing deep 🐝 (Chorus) Boing boing spring, hear the robins sing! 🎶 Everything’s a little weird and wonderful and zing! Puddles splash, and frogs all ring— “Welcome back, it’s SPRIIIIIING!” 🐸 (Verse 2) The squirrels forgot where nuts were hid (classic squirrel brain), They threw a party in a tree and danced in light spring rain 🌧️ The worms popped up like “Hey what’s up?” and wiggled in the dirt, While tulips strutted fancy like they’re wearing leafy skirts 🌷 (Chorus) Boing boing spring, hear the robins sing! 🎶 Clouds go drifting like they’ve got no important thing! Sneezes fly ‘cause pollen’s king— ACHOO! It must be spring! 🤧 (Bridge) The wind went whoooosh and flipped some hats, Kites got tangled up with cats 🪁 Picnic ants declared a feast, While ducks marched by in honk formation—least… (Outro Chorus) Boing boing spring, let the whole world sing! 🌼 Shake off winter, do a happy little wiggle thing! Life pops up on every wing— Hip hip HOORAY, it’s SPRING! 🌈 DETRAILS!!!!! Date: April 18, 2026 Time: 12noon-ish Location: Sunnyside Beach Parking Lot, Steilacoom WA Hares: Gutter Gu