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PorMeH3 - Let’s get trash(ed)! Clean-Up Hash 2026 Saturday, May 30 · 12:30–5:30 PM View details & RSVP https://calendar.app.google/wsJKsfNDVdsrZSWg8 Riding into work this morning, I gazed upon a landscape of discarded garbage and my misanthropy kicked into high gear. I figured what better way to constructively direct this disgust in mankind than to follow up on the trash pickup hash of yesteryear! This will be a fatboy-type hash. As with last year, there will be accolades for FRB (Foremost Rubbish Bagger) and DNF (Designated Needle Finder). Proper handling of hazardous waste is of the utmost importance, so much so that I will be seeking a permit for SAFETY SECOND privileges. Bags, gloves, and a container for needles will be supplied, as will booze. Dogs are discouraged due to the nature of what we're doing and where we're going. Kids are certainly not discouraged, but I ask that their spawn points have a discussion with them and make sure they stay away from our gnarliest targets and maybe just stick to using a grabber. Further details are forthcoming, but I'm looking forward to getting together with a bunch of wankers, cleaning up these mean streets, and getting blotto'd along the way.