Saturday, April 11, 2026
Easter Rez-Erections
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- Start Time
- 2:00 PMPDT
- Hares
- Scar Tissue, Only Cums in a Kids Meal
- Hash Cash
- $5
- Trail Type
- A to A
- Dog Friendly
- Yes 🐕
Description
Half-Assed H3 Easter Rez-Erection Crawl On April 11th at 2PM, drag your sexy half-asses to Goodbar in Point Loma for an adult Easter egg hunt that's less "family friendly" and more "questionable life choices in plastic eggs." Expect trail shenanigans, hidden goodies, and at least one moment where you realize you're aggressively digging in bushes for booze like a sexy festive raccoon. Rawr. Dress in your Sunday best, Jesus is watching you. Be ready to repent at Humpin the next day. Let's try to get a rez-erection from everyone we meet along the way! Bunny ears, pastels, bonnets, scandalous rabbits, priests, hot nuns, or whatever screams "I make poor decisions." OR rock your best Hash gear and help promote our San Diego Hash. Either way, you're winning. There will be: -Adult egg hunt (contents will improve your personality), (you were never going to be as funny as the hare anyways). -The golden egg... may contain something great, may contain something you wish you'd never picked up, like sleeping with Manaids. -Trail beverages & general Half-Assed nonsense, blah blah blah, show up and don't be a wussy!