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ANNUAL HASH “SEX ED” TRAIL Hare: Dirty Dom Done Dirt Cheap Class is officially in session, you degenerates. This year’s “education” will cover important subjects like: • Advanced cardio positions (running… get your mind right) • Hands-on learning (probably in mud) • Group participation exercises • Poor decision-making under supervision Expect a trail that’s naughty in theme, not in behavior — shiggy, laughs, bad puns, and the kind of “education” only hash can provide. Dress to impress (or distress) — fishnets, pleather, schoolgirl, villain era, whatever screams questionable life choices. Pop quizzes may occur. Wrong answers = consequences (the fun hash kind). As always: consent, respect, and don’t be a creep — we’re here to be ridiculous, not reckless. Bring your trail legs, your sense of humor, and leave your shame at home. Detention has never looked this fun. On-On to higher learning. Price covers : food on after, liquids, toe tag and give me's.