You are Cordially Invited to Attend 👉 A Hash 👈 Saturday, the Twenty-Sixth of September, in the Two thousand and Twenty-Sixth Year of this, Our Common Era Chalk Talk to commence at 17:00, with a Classic Trail to follow. On-In, Ceremonies, and et cetera. Hash Cash: Five inflated United States dollars ($5). Venmo @Matt-Billmire, preferred. Federal Reserve Promissory Notes, minted coinage or physical specie (silver or gold bullion) are also acceptable. The trail shall be A to A. The shiggy may be up to, but will not exceed level 3. Doggos are welcome, though if I call for an On After at my place (TBD) they should arrange for alternate plans.