Saturday, October 10, 2026

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BMH3 #436 - 10/10/2026 - Ivanna Hairy Buttchug Turns 63!!! When: Saturday, October Tenth, TwentyTwentySix • Main Pack 2pm show, 2:30PM Go Where: Where: Burger King (Home of the Burger King, can I take your order?) 3595 FM 1488, Conroe, TX 77384 https://maps.app.goo.gl/h2AmFfwRMQa2Lx2t5 30°13'38.2"N 95°31'07.8"W We are parking at the end, and will be doing Car Fronts to the begining of trail! DONT BE LATE The address is to the Burger King but follow the link or coordinates to the exact parking area. Very near Burger KingHares: Ivanna Hairy Buttchug Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: We are parking at the end, and will be doing Car Fronts to the begining of trail! DONT BE LATE Ivanna turns 63!!! Such a big number. Born in 1963. Such a coincidence. Golden? It certainly looks like it. Wait….he is 6’3”. What the ….? This is a once in a life time event. 63 is everywhere. Ivannas 63rd birthday trail is upon us and there will be so many things that will cum in 6’s and 3’s! Don’t worry, there won’t be 6 buzzballs 🤣 but there will be all the shiggy, 3 drink checks, lots of trail ( between .63 and 63 miles), a pool on after with a home cooked dinner. Cum help Ivanna celebrate this monumental birthday! It could be his last one, who knows? Please RSVP so Indiana can plan for enough food and not be embarrassed when way too many assholes show up. If you don’t Facebook find another way. Send Indiana a message on Signal or send a smoke signal, anything. She gets really pissed when she doesn’t have enough food for all of the halfminds at on after. Bring: Water to drink! it is still HOT! Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle. A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the nest! Why: Because you like drinking, period. D’erections: FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P