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BMH3 #433 - 08/29/2026 - Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones' AИAL Birfday Trail! When: Saturday, August Twenty-Ninth, TwentyTwentySix Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go Where: Alden Bridge Sports Park 4751 TX-242 The Woodlands, TX 77384 30.206059, -95.497783 6G43+G2 The Woodlands, Texas https://maps.app.goo.gl/Zh1aus7xHeLUcVnm7 Hares: Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones and the Temple of PoonSidenote From The Hare: It’s the tiiiimeee AH Of the season AH When the sluts run dryY Ok, well, that’s because it’s August, and it’s hot as balls. So, what are we going to do? We’re going to get drunk, call each other names, then go to a pool and make bad decisions into the wee(ner) hours of the morning. That’s right friends, it’s that time of year again. Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones present our AИAL BIRFDAY TRAIL! Like always, you can expect 3+ miles of shiggy, at least one beer check (maybe more depending on, like, you know, things), and a RELAXING AS FUCK POOL 0N-AFTER! But WAIT, THERE’S MORE! Not only will there be a pool, with a hot tub, with bad decisions running rampant, but there will also be a taco bar with chips and queso. YUMMMMMMM! What do you need to bring? Your own damn booze and a towel. Also, RSVP, so the hosts know how many assholes they are cooking for. Wow, what amazing people those Spork and Indiana Bones are. Just fantastic. So, what do you need to do? STEP 1: RSVP that you are cumming to enjoy Cocktor Spork & Indiana Bones’ AИAL Birfday trail! STEP 2: Pack a towel and your own beer, wine, moonshine, tub whiskey, whatever, that you will use for 0n-After. STEP 3: Do an AMAZING trail, then head to the pool to swim and taco bar your face off! And that’s it! WOW! Could not be easier… unless you are a lazy piece of shit that decides not to cum to this, which would be bad. Don’t be bad. Be good. Be a hasher. A good bad hasher that hashes. Especially hashing this trail! Cum one, cum all, YOU WON’T WANNA MISS IT! Bring: Water to drink! it is HOT aga