Friday, May 15, 2026

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San Francisco Treats Aren't you quite the snack? Bring your fine ass over to sample our San Francisco Treats in a weekend of drunken debauchery during Bay 2 Blackout! We're going to enjoy the naughtiest bits of San Francisco with shitty trails, BEER, food, and parties, capping it off by joining a historic footr-ce cum costume party. Friday: Folsom Street Fair (Leather) Why wait for September to whip wink wink out your leather? Celebrate our Freaky Friendly Friday by putting on your kinky boots and getting tied up (maybe even literally) for the evening. And remember-- consent is sexy, and so are you. Saturday: Escape from Alcatraz (San Francisco Film) Maybe you're a Dirty Harry-ette searching for beer or just taking your drinks on the Rock. Give in to your Basic Instinct and find a San Francisco film to pay homage to. Whether you are hoping to go where no man has gone before, or just want to Dr. Do-a-Little, everyone is welcome-- even those with a little bit of a Godzilla complex. Sunday: Emperor Norton and Friends (Seen in San Francisco) Why just look at San Francisco sights when you can be one? From Coitus Tower, to the parrots of Tele-graphic Hill, to playing for the 69ers, we'll slurp up any local flavors with gusto. Whether you're a tech bro or Karl the Fog's blustery blows, we'll take it all in... Haight-ers included. How much will all this set you back, you ask? It all depends on how quickly you can cum, uh, pay: 💰 Early Ejaculators: $139 (February 9 to March 8) 💰 Sexy Sixtyniners: $169 (March 9 to April 8) 💰 Playful Procrastinators: $179 (April 9 to May 9) 💰 Last Minutemen & Women: $199 (May 9 to May 15) Can't handle a whole weekend full of extraordinary extravaganzas? Signups for individual days are also available for $69/day. Think you can handle more? Then cum for the entire... 12 Days of Hashing! Join us for 12 days of hashing! SFH3 joins forces with our neighboring kennels to host twelve days of hashing. They will be hashes of all ty