Saturday, May 16, 2026

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Hares: Humpy Slowcum, and Cockagami Prelube: The Ramp On On On: Mars Bar, 798 Brannan St Comment: ➁ Theme: Escape from Alcatraz (San Francisco Film) Brunch: Are you hungry, hungover, and need some hair of the dog? Check out the B2B channel on Discord to coordinate. Prelube: The Ramp Ballbuster Trail: A to B, location TBA. 11:30am prelube, 11:45 am hares away, 12 pm pack away! Pub Crawl / Turkey / Eagle Trails: A to B, Start at Crane Cove Park. 1:30 pm prelube, 1:45 pm hares away, 2 pm pack away! Circle (for ALL): 3:45 pm at Mission Creek North Venue: Mars Bar, 798 Brannan St. Venue opens at 5 pm and closes at 9 pm. On After: Go to sleep, rest up for tomorrow or head to one of the neighboring bars! What to Bring: Cash, ID, used liver, defiled virgins. What You Get: Prelube, then join a shitty trail around the city. Cum back for dinner, more drinking and dancing, and all the fun you can convince a halfmind to join in!