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WHO (hares): A Girl named Steve WHAT: Did I sign up last minute to hare a trail on your hash darling's Harry and Steve’s wedding anniversary without realizing it? Yes. Could I have picked literally any location more romantic than Highland Park? Without a doubt. Will I change the location and replan the whole thing? Absolutely not. This trail is for people who think romance isn't cuddly and sweet but real love means facing life's suffering and questionable choices together. Highland Park sucks but love isn't about not sucking. Love is about commitment, and commitment is blindly following Steve through active construction zones and abandoned factories. Wear red, pink, anything with a heart on it or whatever. Convince your partner, friend, situationship, and/or extremely tolerant fuck buddy to join us too. 5.69 miles of Eagle 4.69 miles of Turkey 1.0 Beer Near Spawn and dog friendly. Offroad stroller friendly. WHEN: Monday, June 8th, 2026 Pre-lube 6:30 PM Hares away 6:45pm Pack away 7:00pm WHERE: Mark E. Storen Park https://maps.app.goo.gl/RWsDqrbBrSozU7gp7 HOW (much): $5 hash cash CONTACT: STEVE at 313-618-1246