Monday, April 20, 2026

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WHO (hares): Harry Squatter WHEN: Monday, April 20th, 2026 Pre-lube 6:30 PM Hares away 6:45pm Pack away 7:00pm WHERE: 42.38948, -83.0508 Hamtramck Stadium Hamtramck, MI https://maps.app.goo.gl/LZ3YSWRMSKj6Wx2SA HOW (much):$5 hash cash WHAT: Ever the considerate lover, I take the yoke of the 4/20 hash upon my shoulders, and I give unto you, my little DeMons, a celebration of that most important holiday: Earth Day Eve Eve. With the trees finally budding, and the streets once more lined with flowers, I find myself incensed by the piles of discarded vape rigs and preroll packages strewn around the streets! What a calamity for me, a hasher, not a trasher! If only I had a group of fast, strong, sexy runners to set loose upon the city and help me clean it up! Alas, I have to make do with you lot. Expect: 6 miles of pavement-pounding true trail for Eagles A hastily planned Turkey split if anyone asks for it First cum first serve garbage bags and pickers A fun prize for the hasher that collects the most trash on trail An identical prize for all the other hashers on trail For a good time, call Harry Squatter @ 616-617-0609