Saturday, January 31, 2026
FCH3 #302: Winter Merkin and Consolation Prize
Log that you were at this run.
- Run Number
- #302
- Start Time
- 12:00 PMMST
- Hares
- Winter Merkin, Consolation Prize, and maybe even Put A Cock In It if enough of y’all show up
Description
🎭 Theme: “This year can’t be worse than 2025, right? …right?!” 2026’s response so far: “Hold my beer.” If you’re ready and eager to dissociate like we are, cum frolic and drink to forget for a few hours in the wonderfully wild suburban trails of Northern Fort Collins. We’ll try to stay clear of the large, feral pussies in the area (where’s Cougar Whisperer when you need him?), but if you personally know any, bring them along. Who: Winter Merkin, Consolation Prize, and maybe even Put A Cock In It if enough of y’all show up Start Location: Music City Hot Chicken North Hash Cash: We're not paying for pre-lube beers, so we'll make it $5. Pre-lube: 11am-ish (we’re not buying) Hares Out: 12pm sharp Trail: 3-3.5mi R#nner, 2-2.5mi W@lker BN: 2 Shiggy? You may rely on it. Need ID on trail? Very doubtful. But yes at start/finish Stroller friendly? My sources say no. (Leashed) Dog friendly? Not at start/finish, but sure otherwise. (Leashed) Child friendly? Concentrate and ask again. On After: MCHC (the start) Have questions? Already lost? Reach around and give us a tug, we’ll likely respond. On-on 🍻