Thursday, September 10, 2026

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Location: 2901 S Capital of Texas Hwy Hares: GD and MYSTERY HARE WHO GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL BEFORE 9/11 Pack meet 630 - Hares away 7 - Pack away 710 Hash cash $5 Dogs: nah Kids: sex trophies will not feel welcome but you do you Bring: cash, ID, late 90s optimism, virgins, flannel, JNCOs, chain wallets Look, we've all heard the rumors. Yes, she's all powerful. Yes, she's a global.phenom. But no, Genital Direction didn't do 9/11. She was a child. So join us for a romp through the world before 9/11: The mall. Economic prosperity. Consumerism before all the totally preventable and predicted flooding and wildfires. An arguably dumb president who looks like an upstanding moral political alien in hindsight. Waiting for your loved ones at the airport at the actual gate. The only computers closing in on the singularity were in Terminator 2 and The Matrix. Flannel. JNCOs. Chain wallets. Wear them Join us 2 bar stops All this has happened before, and all this will happen again. Genital Direction apologizes for last year’s 9/11 trail, that she definitely did not do. Wanna hare? Check the schedule for open dates! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xwgzGA4nfqO7bBMXUmVAxBT7MByKhINhHDEZS5yKgxA/edit?usp=sharing