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Hash cash: $7 O2H3 #: 2349 Title: Mercury in Retrograde… and So Are You Date: 2026-06-13 Hare(s): Steaming Pile of Shit Trail length (miles): 3.1 Hash meet: 1:00 Kitcar away: 0:00 Hare away: 1:30 Shiggy meter: 1.69 Trail info: Turkey / eagle split, Beer / shot stop, Dog friendly Location name: Publix Parking Lot Address: 7850 West Sand Lake rd Orlando Google Maps link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/gtWCkNWKZB5vyFve6 Hare notes: “Mercury in Retrograde… and So Are You” Greetings, wayward star children and poorly navigated souls, When the moon is high, the beer is cold, and your sense of direction is… nonexistent, the cosmos calls. And today, the cosmos has a wicked sense of humor. Your hare, guided by absolutely no celestial wisdom whatsoever, has charted a course through the universe (and possibly a few questionable backyards and more dumpsters that you knew existed ) in honor of the zodiac. Whether you’re a fiery Aries charging ahead, a stubborn Taurus refusing to check, or a confused Pisces already lost at the start… destiny awaits. Expect: • False trails more misleading than your last horoscope • Checks that will test your faith… and your bladder • Longs that go on longer than your last bad relationship • Shortcuts for those who peaked emotionally at the beer stop Dress accordingly, hydrate irresponsibly, and remember: What happens under the stars… stays under the stars. So align your chakras, loosen your inhibitions, and prepare to follow marks that make about as much sense as your dating history. Trail is dog friendly the on after is not On-On to poor decisions and questionable navigation.