Saturday, May 9, 2026

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Hash cash: $7 O2H3 #: 2344 Title: O(2)H(3)ey it's our birthday! Date: 2026-05-09 Hare(s): Dildozer, Blood, staph (technically) Trail length (miles): .6669 Hash meet: Blue jacket park Kitcar away: 1100 Hare away: 1115 Shiggy meter: .6669 Trail info: Beer / shot stop Location name: (black and) blue jacket park Address: 2501 General Rees Ave, Orlando, FL 32814 Google Maps link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/qaQtjnm4wMbVWgF87 Hare notes: GOOOOODDDDDD MOOORRRRNNNNNNTTIIINNNNNNGGGGGG Like omg it's our birffffdaaaaayyyyy yayyyyyy What better way to spend it than with people we can't trust to not make us laugh and/or torture us in the ways we love the most! Can dozer hare trail? Probably not but he'll try! when he fails blood will save the day and drag you wankers through something. There will be a stoppy poo on trail, possibly with a shotty poo. There may be actual poo but we aren't responsible for that. Oh yeah staph is there but is strictly a trail marker, she'll probably insist on oompa loompa at some point. Will grampa seek vengeance for the milk bath? cum one cum all and watch us all fall! This week on O2H3! Ok miss you, love you, angels on your pillow bae!